Sheeple

Sheeple seem normal enough, but upon closer inspection you might notice there are some telltale signs of...well they're not too bright. Sheeple have eyes that are so close together that after a few more generations they will completely pass each other (evolution), they have sheepy ears, and hideously huge front hooves, no I mean hands, they are so big because they can clap louder. As a matter of fact that's what Sheeple do best, clap louder. Sheeple really can't talk, they naturally make a very affirming "Yep,Yep" sound, but they can be taught, like a parrot, to repeat short 3 or 4 word phrases, you know like "four more years" which they chant with glee. Sheeple will always agree, very loudly cheering to anything at all, that has been amplified. A small group of Sheeple is called a rally, and a very large group is called a convention. A convention of sheeple can be photographed at a certain angle, to make it appear to the TV camera, to be a vast cheering crowd, but when the show is over and all the people leave the hall, handlers send in dogs to herd the Sheeple into sort of corral in the basement. Sometimes the handlers like to have a little fun with the Sheeple, when they are in their corral a handler will open the door just a crack, and whisper "flip flop" inside. The Sheeple start saying.. Flip Flop, Flip flop, Flip flop...and it just moves across the room, pretty soon the whole corral is jumping up and down excitedly chanting Flip Flop, Flip Flop, as they bounce into each other, and they run into the walls, until half the Sheeple fall down, still chanting until they are totally exhausted. Sheeple are 9" tall, 4" wide, and 6" deep. This limited edition glazed stoneware piece is by JEFF FORBES. it is signed, numbered, and dated. For more information about the artist or this piece contact toth621@netzero.com. Also check the ebay store Cat Mountain Arts for more art by me, Jeff and my sister Kari. Search 12ART for the best art on eBay!